Sweet Augustus

Sweet Augustus

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Augustus the Hungry Kitten: (On defending your friends)

"Today, one of ze bigguh cats stole Daniel avay from me and began batting him about ze house in a violent manner!

I said, 'STOP ZIS YOU BIGGUH CAT!!'

Ze bigguh cat sneered at me and said zat Daniel vas only a rolled up food wrappuh.

I screeched, 'NO!!! Zis is not TRUE!!! He is my DANIEL! And you vil NOT harm him!!!'

Zen I stood on my tip-toes and arched my back and I puffed out my long golden fur as nevuh before! I hopped back and forth in vat I can only imagine vas a very terrifying manner!

Ze bigguh cat zen valked avay as if he vas bored. But I know he vas hiding his great fear of me!

I feel quite empowered by zis! I am so proud!! Because it is very important to stand up for your friends!

Zen, I vent and cuddled vis Daniel and he said he vas happy to haf a good, best friend such as me to defend him. And so I nuzzled him close. Even zo he no longer schmells like hamburgahs."

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