Ven I voke zis morning he vas playing vis my bruzzahs and sistahs. And I DID NOT like zat! I vant him to only play vis me! So I said, 'Come, Daniel. Let us go in ze azzuh room and ve vil play chase!' But, Daniel did not follow me, and zat made me sad.
In ze kitchen, I found a large chunk of wet cat foot zat had fallen to ze floor and had become quite dry and hard. I named it 'New Daniel'. I raised my voice quite loudly so zat Daniel could hear, and said, 'Come, NEW Daniel! Ve shall play chase. I know zat YOU vil not betray me to those that vud seek to call me schtinky poo bottom!'
And so, New Daniel and I played chase in ze kitchen. New Daniel does not make ze vunderful scrunchy paper noises zat Daniel does. And ven New Daniel runs about, pieces of him fall off on ze floor. And I do not sink he likes me because he does not laf at my jokes and I caught him making faces at me.
Zen, ze humanz said zat I vas making a mess vis New Daniel. And I shouted at zem, 'No I am NOT making a mess! I am playing chase vis New Daniel and I cannot help zat he is NOT ANY GOOD AT IT!'
Aftah zat I became tired and so I laid myself down to rest. Zen, my melancholy turned to hunger. And so I ate New Daniel. I FEEL VERY BAD ABOUT ZIS! So, I vent to ze kitchen to gazzuh up all ze pieces of New Daniel zat had broken off vile ve ver playing and tried to shmoosh zem back togezzuh. But, zen, I ate all of zose too. It vas a very dark hour for me.
I vent and found Daniel and laid myself down vis him. He did not run avay or make faces at me, so I sink ve are are still friends. I am glad because I do not feel vell. I sink New Daniel did not settle properly on my tummy. I guess zis is vy zey say zat good friends are hard to find."
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