On Thanksgiving...

Today I haf been introduced to a new holiday. It is called Zanksgiffing and you celebrate all you are zankful for by EATING efrysing you see! ZIS EES ZE MOST VUNDERFUL DAY!!!

I am zankful for food. I am zankful for ALL my bruzzahs and sistahs who allow me to eat zer food ven zey are not looking. I am zankful for my little cousins who listen to my stories and belief me ven I tell zem zat I am ze most powerful and most vunderful of all ze cats in ze vorld. I am zankful for Mithrandir who makes me look good just by being himself. I am zankful for my uncle Simon who I luf.

I am zankful for my human family who feed me...and I forgive zem for being selfish piggies and not sharing zer human food vis me. I am zankful for ze various toy boxes about ze house zat ze humanz call trashcanz...zey regularly fill zese toy boxes vis bits of plastic and cardboard, and wadded up facial tissues...SUCH good fun!

I am zankful for ze demon-cat named Baby who makes me a stronger and more alert varrior. I am zankful for ze big cat, Simba, who pees on ze floor and gets in trouble...and zerfor takes all ze attention avay from all ze naughty sings zat ze rest of us do!

I am zankful for clean excrement boxes and soft blanketz and most of all for Daniel and ALL ze people who cannot live visout me.