"I haf discovered a glass door to ze outzide vorld. Zer are uzzah cats out zer and zey haf MANY food bowls! SO much GLORIOUS food! I do not sink zey deserf zis food, as zey are surely not as hungry as I."
"Tonight, a giant rat monstuh appeared by ze food bowls in ze outer vorld. I cried out to ze humanz, 'ZER EES A GIANT RAT MONSTUH AT ZE FOOD! ZER EES A GIANT RAT MONSTUH AT ZE FOOD!!!' But ze humanz called it a pozzum and did nussing! I screamed at ze rat monstuh to leaf ze food alone! But instead he ate it. I wept."
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