"Ven we ver released from ze prison room zis morning, ze humanz noticed zat I had anuzzuh poo schtuck to my leg. It vas a shmaller poo zis time, but zat did not seem to mattuh! Ze humanz, zey do not like ze poo! I vas not in a happy mood as I had already endured anuzzuh night of my bruzzahs and sistahs calling me 'schtinky poo bottom'! I cannot help zat my hair is long and beautiful and attracts ze poo!
Tonight, while I vas watching ze food bowls in ze outer world, I was faced vis a new horror! A monstuh climbed ze steps and approached ze food. It vas NOT ze giant rat monstuh of ze uzzer night! It vas a NEW monstuh. A SCHTINKY monstuh. And so I cried out, 'BRUZZAHS! SISTAHS! EFRYONE!!! LOOK! Zer is a schtinky monstuh out zer! ZAT is ze schtinky poo bottom, NOT I. NOT I!' But zey vud not listen. And zen ze humanz said I should not shout at the schtinky monstuh. So I did no more shouting. But I made nasty faces at it through ze vindow."
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