Augustus the Hungry Kitten: (On door stops)

In ze prison room zer ees a metal protuberance near ze box of excrement. A GREAT IRON SENTINEL. He is in ze service of ze vall and keeps ze door from viciously attacking it. 

I bound and bounce about him trying to make him show some sign of emotion...some veakness. Schmack, schmack, schmack! But he is a stoic guard and ignores my adfances. 

And so I valk avay to ignore him in return. I turn my back to him and look about at azzuh sings so he vil know ze pain of zis disregard. But, I feel him vatching me. Alvays vatching. I hear his mind taunting me...'I see you, Little Yellow Piggy. You cannot escape me, Little Yellow Piggy.'

And so I turn and POUNCE! My golden paws attacking vis fury! Schmack! Schmack! Schmack! Schmack! SCHMACK!!!

But he vil not yield! And finally, in exhaustion, I retreat. I vil give him zis victory. But, I vil not give up! I vil gazzuh my strengths and return to fight anuzzah day..."